A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had been. “Oh, it was very disappointing,”he said. “I didn’t kill a thing. I’d have been better off staying here in the hospital.”
Category: Medicine
Total 115 Posts
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The doctor says,”Good lord! How do your pants fit?”The man replies, “Like a glove.”
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the other over 70. They rode on the elevator together at the end of an unbearable hot, sticky day. The younger man was completely done in, and he noted with some resentment that his senior
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?Patient: What problem?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken?Sister: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs.
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to her senses, the doctor approaches her bed and says:”I’m sorry to tell you, Mrs. Smith, that your baby has some serious problems.” “What problems, doctor? I mean, when it arrives, I’ll love it. It’s my child
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to go to see an eye doctor. He goes in to see the doctor,and the doctor said, “All right, let’s check you out. You sit down hereon this stool. You put your right hand over your right