An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have come for an examination,” said the young girl.”Alright,” said the doctor. “Go behind that curtain andtake your clothes off.””No, not me,” said the girl. “it’s my old aunt here.””Very well,” said the doctor. “Madam, stick out
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The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news and some bad news.” Bill said, “Give me the good news.” “They’re going to name a disease after you.”
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your loudest screams.” Patient: “Why, Doc? It isn’t all that bad this time.” Dentist: “Well, there are about 20 people in thewaiting room right now, and I don’t want to missthe five o’clock Braves game on Channel
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she began, “I am sofucking hideous that no one will associate withme, touch me, or even talk to me. Can you help?” “Why, certainly! Helping people feel much betterabout themselves is my area of expertise. I canstart
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to worry about,” the psychiatrist consoled. “Many peopleare fond of animals.As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog that we are veryattached to.””But, doctor,” continued the troubled patient, “I feel, ummm… *physically* attracted
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However, one day he and afriend came across a chicken, and John was terrified.”Why are you so afraid, you’re not a grainof wheat after all,” his friend asked.John replied, “You know it and I know it,but the
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went back and forwards.I thought, “This is unusual.”The dentist said to me, “Mr. Owens, get out of the filing cabinet.”