How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
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The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you ever had it before?”
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help.On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn’t do any good.On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phonerang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of acolleague on the other end of the line.”We need a fourth for poker,”
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very much.Doctor: Yes, we’ll give it to you on your way out.
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.””But you see I’m alive ,” smiled the friend. “Impossible,” said the psychiatrist. “The man who told me is much more reliable than you.”