Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by, one said,”Look at the legs among that group.””Sorry old chap.” replied the second doctor. “But I’m achest man myself.”
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Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have badnews and goodnews. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, andwill need helpeating and going to the bathroom for
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says,”that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago iseroding. What have you been eating?” The man replies, “allI can think of is that about four months ago my
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So they went to a doctor, and got checked over.The doctor took time to reassure them. “Don’t worry,” he said, “Just takethis sample bottle home and do the necessary, and bring it back tomorrow.”So he went home
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning witha clit like a dill pickle. The second one says,”That big or that green?”The first one says,”That Sour.”
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they’re soundless, andthey have no odor. In fact, since I’ve been here, I’ve farted no less thantwenty times. What can I do?””Here’s a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical records. These statements were written by various health care professionals including (we’re afraid) a doctor or two at several major hospitals: “The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.” “Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus