The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insultyou by offering payment. But I would like for you to know thatI had mentioned you in my will.””That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, andthen
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A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The badnews is that you have an inoperable brain tumor. The goodnews is our hospital has just been certified to do braintransplants and there has been an accident right
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was “war”. The first person comes up onto the stage and says, “I’m an atomic bomb.” He gets his applause and steps down.The second person comes up and says, “I’m a hydrogen bomb.” Again, there’s applause
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are you doing here today?”Woman: “Oh, I’m here to donate some blood. They’re going to give me $5 for it.”Man: “Hmm, that’s interesting. I’m here to donate sperm, myself.But they pay me $25.”The woman looked thoughtful for
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards.”said one doctor. “Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of percocet every 10hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours.He nearly died on
The medical student was asked four reasons why mother’smilk was better for babies than cow’s milk. This is the answer he submitted: 1. It’s fresher. 2. It’s cleaner. 3. The cats can’t get to it. 4. It’s easier to take on a picnic. He also added: “It comes in such
“give me the bad news first.””You’ve got AIDS.””Oh, no! What could be worse than that?””You’ve also got Alzheimer’s Disease.””Oh. Well, that’s not so bad. At least I don’t have AIDS.”