There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though. He was already an hourlate for an operation.
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A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the patient doesn’t pay his bill on time, so the doctor giveshim another six months.
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the firstpicture and asks the man what he sees.”A man and a woman making love in a park,” the man replies.The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about freudianslips? Well, I had the most amazing one last night. I was eating dinner with my mother, and I meant to say,”please pass the salt,” but instead I said,”You god damn bitch, you
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling of fullness in her ear. After theexamination, the doctor initiated a conversation that wentas follows:D: Why madam, I think you have a suppository in your ear.L: ?eh?D: Madam – You have a SUPPOSITORY in your EAR!L: