Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown’.
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Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said, “How do you know?”The first inmate said, “God told me!”Just then, a voice from another room shouted, “I did not!”
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, andrepeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’llhave lost at least 5 pounds.”When the woman returned, she shocked the doctor
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an ethics standard that does not allow us to kiss our patients, in fact, I really shouldn’t be fucking you.”
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough examination, the doctor consults with the patient.Doctor: ‘It appears that the reason for your stuttering is that your penis is about six inches too long and it is thus pulling on your vocal cords, and thereby
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She’s laid on a trolley bed by a lady ina white dress and brought to the corridor. Beforethey enter the room she leaves her behind the theatredoor to go in and check whether everything is ready.A young man wearing a
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t answer it!”