A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t remember anything!”The doc asks, “How long have you had this problem?”The guy says, “What problem?”
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Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore.”Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.”The next day the worried fellow returned with his wife. “Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas,” the
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.””Does that mean I’m cured?” he asked.”For all practical purposes, yes,” she said. “I think we can safely say that your kleptomania is now under control. You haven’t stolen anything in two years, and you seem to know
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome bad news… he had cancer and alzheimers.The man replied, ” Well, at least I don’t havecancer”
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will be on a respirator the
A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how frustrated she was. “I tried to be an actress and failed,” she complained. “I tried to be a secretary and failed; I tried being a writer and failed; then I tried being a sales clerk and
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease, and I’m gonna die from it.””Ridiculous,” said the doctor. “you’d never know if you had thedisease or not. With that ailment there’s no discomfort of anykind.””Right,” said Herman, “those are my exact symptoms.”