After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured. A friend asked him how he felt now. The former patient replied, “Fine! Just feel my nose.”
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The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he said, “I’ve made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand.””And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthritis you got from scrunching up in
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, “Lean over the table.”The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a baseball bat, and then sends him into the bathroom.He comes
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor asked her the usual questions and then asked her to go behind the screen and remove her clothes. She was a bit shocked but went ahead anyway. When she was undressed he asked her to stand
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman,
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate three patients in a local mental hospital.The first patient was locked in his room throwing tennis ballseverywhere. The student asked why, and the patient answered”When I get out of here I going to ba a tennis
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation, but couldn’t account for theenormous bump on the back of his head.”Oh, that,” chuckled Mrs. Horntoot. “Just before youroperation they suddenly ran out of ether!”