|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.It is true that love is blind but
Category: Marriage Jokes
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|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I got married…and then it was too late!”Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.When
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. — GuitryAh Mozart! He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t. — BorgeAlways talk to your wife while you’re making love… if there’s a phone
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. — Catch-22Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat.Don’t
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. — Dick MartinI do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it’s curtains!Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton.