|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to find anybody who’ll take what I have to give. — Cass DaleyMarriage is a mutual relationship
Category: Marriage Jokes
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|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife.May you grow so rich your widow’s second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid.May you live happily ever after with a poor,
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. — Groucho MarxWe must respect the other fellow’s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. — Groucho MarxThe marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home, as long as I don’t enjoy it.My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!My wife says if I go fishing
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control.Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn’t agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don’t love