A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though that she couldn’t touchany of it until she turned 14.
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford tobe screwed for?
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant from anal intercourse?””Certainly,” replies the doctor, “Where do you think lawyers come from?”
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney: “And where is milepost 499?”Witness: “About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500.”
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B191294, Judge Joan Kujava, Presiding Plaintiff, Mr. Wiley E. Coyote, a resident of Arizona and contiguous states, does hereby bring suit for damages against the Acme Company, manufacturer
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do you serve lawyers here?” “Sure do,” replied the bartender. “Good,” said the customer, “Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my gator.”