Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures,you’ll find that it’s reasonably in line with government predictions.Physicist: I won’t tell you until you tell me what you want to use it for.Lawyer: It makes one and a half each.
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A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He complained to St. Peter, who told him that hisonly recourse was to appeal his assignment. Thelawyer immediately advised that he intended toappeal, but was then told that he would be waitingat least three years
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got toheaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them toget married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life,and they still desired wedded
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.””How cold was it?”I do not no exactly, but I saw a lawyerwith his hands in his own pockets.”
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients. When he saw the first visitor to hisoffice come through the door, he immediately picked up his phoneand spoke into it,” I am sorry, but my workload is so tremendousthat I am not going to be
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to aneighbour of his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer. Incensedat the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said, “Hey,if your dog stole a roast from
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up in the bed, frantically leafing through the bible “What areyou doing?” asked the friend. “Looking for loopholes,” repied the lawyer.