An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. “I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?””It’s $50,000,” the lawyer said. “But why? You’ll be dead soon, why do you want to become a
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with heartsall over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all overthem.His curiosity getting the better of him, he
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: “Your Honor, I wish to change my plea.”Judge: “Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?”Defendant: “No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn’t know there would be women on the
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats andget prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants ifeveryone was buckled in and ready.”All set back here, Captain,” came the reply, “except onelawyer who
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country inn. The last time he’dfinally managed an affair with the innkeeper’s daughter.Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged hissuitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short.There sat his lover with an infant
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath certificate had you taken the man’s pulse?” The coroner says, “No.” The attorney then asks, “Did you listen for a heart beat?” “No.” “So when you signed the death certificate you had not takenany steps to
Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gatesof Heaven, and the angel standing there said, “We’ve been waiting along time for you.””What do you mean,” he replied, “I’m only 45, in the prime of my life.Why did I have to die now?””45? You’re