|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.
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|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant. The judge ordered Taylor, “You are to confer with the defendant in the hallway, and give him the best legal advice you can.”After a time, Taylor re-entered the courtroom alone.When the
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, “Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?” The student replied, “Here’s an orange.” The professor was livid. “No! No! Think like a lawyer!” The student then recited, “Okay,
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do you have?2. Where can you get more?3. Do you have anything you can sell? ——————————————————————————–Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?A: Only three. The balance are documented case histories. ——————————————————————————–There’s an interesting new novel about two
|Have you seen the current remake of the movie “Cape Fear?”It’s about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer.The question is, while watching the movie, for whom do you root?
|A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. “Darling, it was just a shark,” assured his wife when he came to. “You’ve got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere.”
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years”Herman: “Hmm. I killed a man, and I’m here for 3 days”George: “*WHAT*??? I rob a bank and get 20 years; you kill a man and get 3 days???”Herman: “Yeah, it was a lawyer.”