|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed the opposition.Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, “Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let’s get on with the case.”
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|A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released.Excited about his success, the attorney e-mailed the firm: ?Justice prevailed.?The senior partner replied in haste,
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in my sports car!” said the nervous lawyer.”No problem, I should be there in about an hour,” replied the locksmith.”Do you think you can make it a little sooner?” pleaded the lawyer. “My top is down and
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.A1: It only takes one lawyer to change your light bulb to his light bulb.A2: You won’t find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now,
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double. This routine was followed for some time, until after looking into his pocket, he told the bartender that he’s
|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter’s night.He entered the local general store to get some warmth, and saw the town’s lawyers gathered around the pot-bellied stove, discussing the town’s business. Not one offered
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.She gave him a $100 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another $100 bill.On seeing the two bills stuck together, the ethical question came to the attorney’s mind: “Do I tell my partner?”