If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
Category: Lawyer Jokes
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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.
How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Have you seen the current remake of the movie “Cape Fear”? It’s about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, whom do you root for?
First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning? Second person: No. First person: Good!
Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit on.