A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain. The doctor then asked, “What type of brain do you want?” “What type?” the woman asked. “Yes,” replied the doctor. “There is a substantial difference in price.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human.
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with money thinking he could pick them up on his way to heaven. Several weeks after his funeral the widow found two pillowcases full of cash in the attic. “The old fool,” she
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver’s side door with him standing right there. “NOOO!” he
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. “My name is Billy. What’s yours?” asked the first boy. “Tommy,” replied the second. “My Daddy’s an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?” asked Billy. Tommy replied, “My
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does this bar serve lawyers?””Of course we do,” replied the bartender.”Great,” said the man, “I’d like a beer… and give me a lawyer for my gator.”