|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers.”As I’m sure you can understand,” she started off with one of the first applicants, “in a business
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|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one night.”Dad, listen,” he shouted, “I?ve finally settled that old McKinney suit.””Settled it!” cried his astonished father. “Why, you idiot! We have been living off of that money for five years!”
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed.A good Samaritan drove
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.”I’m an attorney,” the wincing man said, “and this is going to cost you $5000.””I’m sorry, I’m really sorry,” the concerned golfer
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.”My dear woman,” Darrow replied, “ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question.”
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn?t return to Earth.The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. “A million dollars,” he answered, “because I want to donate it to M.I.T.”The next applicant, a doctor,
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, “You can?t take it with you.”After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He