If doors have a website shouldn’t windows have one too? We’d better, or it will be curtains for us.

I can’t find a shark website…. That’s cos you’re dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb……

Have you got the address of the butter website? Yes, but don’t spread it around.

Did you like www.flower.com? Not at first….but it grew on me!

Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer’s disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren’t any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works, doesn’t it?

You’re a big internet fan, arn’t you? Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!

You’re a big Internet fan aren’t you? Yes – it’s becoming a habit!