An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for

Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!

She’s so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops.