Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? “Why are we running so fast ?” said one Because it says “Tear along the dotted line”
Category: Insect jokes
Total 38 Posts
How do you find where a flea has bitten you ? Start from scratch !
How do you start an insect race ? One, two, flea – go
Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !
How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !
Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !
Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !