How do you make a glow worm happy ? Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted !
Category: Insect jokes
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How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ? Because rolling stones gather no moths !
How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !
If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !
How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !
How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !