Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.

Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital.

Boy: What’s the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No, it’s an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven’t met my Aunt

First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !

QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.

How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn’t have a web he had a website !