A mean horseman went into a saddler’s shop and asked for one spur. “One spur?” asked the saddler. “Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?” “No, just one,” replied the horseman. “If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come

You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can’t jump at all. Well neither can a fence!

You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!

Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!

What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!