How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
Category: Horse jokes
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How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
Have you read the book, “100-mile Horse Trek” Who wrote it? Major Bumsore
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!