A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. “Are you here as a ghost?” asked his friends. “No,” he replied, “I’m an unmade bed.” Another boy wore a sheet over his head. “Are you an unmade bed?” asked his friends. “No, I’m an undercover agent,”

Doctor, doctor, I’m so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.

Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!