Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?” The other replies, “Well I don’t know. You should pray to God about that and ask him.” So that night he did and God replied, “You are what you are.”
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The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If my parents get divorced…will they still be brother and sister?”
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas Tree. They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them. When they finally reach a fine stand of trees, Shaun brushes off
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at flight level three five zero, feel free to move about the cabin, also the First Officer has turned off the no smoking sign, the flight attendants will be serving cocktails and refreshments momentarily, so just sit
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to Sol (who is very religious),”So nu, tell me Sol, my boy, what do you do?”I study the Torah,” he replies.”But Sol, you are going to marry my daughter, how are going to feed and house her?””No
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican President?