Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to the first man, “What is three times three?””274,” was his reply.The doctor says to the second man, “It’s your turn. What isthree times three?” “Tuesday,” replies the second man.The doctor says to the third man, “Okay,
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Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.One morning he looks into the mirror and admires hisbody. he noticed that he is really sun-tanned all over,except his penis, and he decies to do something about it.He goes to the
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary. The old man said,”You know, 50 years ago, we were probablysitting here buck naked.” The woman said, “Why don’t we try that again?” So they stripped and sat down at
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor was amazed.”Holy cow! Mr. Edwards, I must say that you are in thegreatest shape of any 64 year old I have ever examined!””Did I say I was 64?””Well, no, did I read your chart wrong?””Damn straight
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. “How old was your husband?” he asked.”He was ninety-eight,” she answered softly. “Two years oder than I am.””Really?” the undertaker said. “Hardly worth going home, wouldn’t you say?”
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first stop was at a hardware store.He went up to the shop assistant and asked “Could I have a fucketplease?”The assistant asked”Pardon sir?”.”Can I have a fucket please?” Replied the man.
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringingOLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state — of maximum entropyOLD TIRE TUBES never die, they just get puncturedOLD TRASH never dies, they just bury itOLD TRIGONOMETRY TEACHERS never die, they just lose