|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as I recall. I noticed in that windowA cranky-faced old man,And why he looked so crankyI didn’t understand. Just why he looked at ME that wayWas more than I could seeUntil I came to
Category: Elderly Jokes
Total 84 Posts
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street,
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor
|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn’t help but comment, “The last time I came
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the other, “Windy, ain’t it?””No,” the second man replied, “It’s Thursday.”And the third man chimed in, “So am I. Let’s have a coke.”
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: “I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?”Patient: “Well, give me the bad news first.”Doctor: “You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.”Patient: “OH NO! That’s
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about us…Inside: … We had to stay up all night lighting them!