First Cannibal: “Have you seen the dentist?” Second Cannibal: “Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time.”
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First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, ‘I don’t like your friend.’ The other one replied, ‘Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.’
Two cannibals were having lunch. ‘Your girlfriend makes a great soup,’ said one to the other. ‘Yes!’ agreed the first. ‘But, U’m going to miss her terribly.’
First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !
1st Cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?