Was the principal’s brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !
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Cannibal: Mom, mom, I’ve been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well, you know what they say – you can’t keep a good man down !
A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, “Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I’m tired of getting stuck for drinks!”
A cannibal’s dillema: If God didn’t want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?
First cannibal: My wife’s a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.
A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, “You can’t eat me ? I’m the manager!” “Well,” said the cannibal, “soon you’ll be a manager in chief.”
Cannibal Boy: I’ve brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we’ll have him tomorrow.