How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!
Category: Burger jokes
How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!
How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They’re often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!
How do we know hamburgers have high IQ’s? They ‘loin’ fast!
How do we know burgers love young people? They’re pro-teen!
How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!
How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain – Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!