In what school subjects does the teacher say, ‘Well done, hamburgers’? A wide range of subjects – meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.

How was the hamburger murdered? First it was ‘rolled,’ then smothered in onions

How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!

How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!

How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!

How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!