Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can’t see NY City.
Category: Brother and sister jokes
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Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?
Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !
My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !
How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !
Mother: Jared, get your little sister’s hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can’t mum, she’s got it strapped too tight under her chin!
A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, ‘I hate my sister’s guts.’ ‘All right,’ said his mother, ‘I won’t put them in your sandwiches again.’