Teacher: What’s this a picture of ? Class: Don’t know, Miss. Teacher: It’s a kangaroo. Class: What’s a kangaroo, miss ? Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia. Smallest boy: Wow, my sister’s married one of them
Category: Brother and sister jokes
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My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ‘ Sis,’ he said, ‘I wish you’d sing Christmas carols.’ ‘That’s nice of you, Alfie,’ she replied. ‘Why ?’ ‘Then I’d only have to hear you once a year !’
Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she’s an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can’t. She doesn’t stop at this floor.
My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?
Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.
Michael: It’s hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can’t bear to stop talking.