Did you hear about the time Eddy’s sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven.
Category: Birthday jokes
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Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn’t figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type ‘Happy Birthday’
Cat: “What did you get him for his birthday?” Dog: “Pant . . . pant!” Cat: “Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!”
For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!
Man l: “I got my wife a VCP for her birthday” Man 2: “Don’t you mean a VCR?” Man 1: “No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!”
Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday? It was a tappy one!
Did you hear about the tree’s birthday? It was a sappy one!