Did you hear about the flag’s birthday? It was a Happy one!
Category: Birthday jokes
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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!
How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!
It was Grandpa Jones’ 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit. He explained “I put my long life down to spending so much time out of doors. I’ve been in
Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. “I’ll never understand women” said Joe. “The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted.” “Wow! That’s quite some
A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice finally said, “Hello.” “Are you the game warden?” she asked. “Yes.” “Finally Ah’ve got the right person!” she said. “Could yaw’l
BoyFriend: Why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.