A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said “Gosh, your ugly aren’t you?, I’ve never seen anyone so hideous as you before” “Young man” she replied. ” I didn’t come here to be insulted” “Really”, he said, “Where do you usually

A little boy came running into the kitchen. ‘Dad, dad’ he said, ‘there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly face’ ‘Tell him you’ve already got one,’ said his father !

Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.

Don’t look out of the window, Betty, people will think it’s Halloween.

People keep telling me I’m beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.

Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.