Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. ‘I thought it was love at first sight,’ said Julie. ‘It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.
Category: Beauty jokes
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Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it’s not on her head.
She’s the kind of girl that boys look at twice – they can’t believe it the first time.
Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn’t pretty and wasn’t ugly ? She was pretty ugly
Mary: Do you think my sister’s pretty ? Gary: Well, let’s just say if you pulled her pigtail she’d probably say ‘oink, oink ‘!
Girlfriend: Will you love me when I’m old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !
Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mother’s ear. ‘Johnny, how many times have I told you,’ said his mother, ‘ it’s rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out loud.’ ‘OK, said Johnny, ‘why