A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this parrot is its attitudedue to the influence of its former owner, who is now adeceased truck driver. The parrot loves to swear up and downat everything it sees. One day the man comes home with agorgeous
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An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe out of that thing?”Sent by abu dahbi
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink. The gorilla thought to himself, “Howfunny would it be to screw the king of the jungle in the ass?”After a moment or two, the gorilla swung into action. He grabbedthe lion
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinschersays to the guy with a Chihuahua, ‘Let’s go over tothat restaurant and get something to eat.’ The guy with the Chihuahua says, ‘We can’t go in there.We’ve got dogs with us.’ The
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called One-two-three.The other was french and called Un-deux-trois. One day when they were running they came to a hugeriver. The cats took a large run up and leapt asfar as they could. Which cat drowned? Un-deux-trois cat
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane andteaches it to use the bathroom in Bill’s yard.For one whole year Bill ignores the dog. So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use thebathroom in Bill’s yard. After about a
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his son.Not having time to get the paper work to take the puppyonboard, the man just hid the pup down the front of hispants and snunk him onboard the airplane..