An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.It was far out of reach.A sparrow saw this and killed the horsefly with its beak.”Oh, thank you!” said the elephant.”My, pleasure ma’am.” said the
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An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water.”That way,” he said, “You get an extra day out of them between drinks.”As the camel bent down to drink, the bloke picked up two bricks and bashed them over the camel’s
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theater, goes in to watch the movie that has already started, and as his eyes adjust to the darkness, he is surprised to see a dog sitting beside its master in the row ahead, intently watching the movie. It
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged.”Have you always been that way?” asked the podiatrist.”No,” she said, not until recently. “I’ve been fucking a lot doggie style.””Well,” said the podiatrist, “you are going to have to stop.””I can’t,”
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.””Bullshit, watch this…Rover sit! Oh dear, you’re right, I’ll getthe shovel and clean it up!”
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The Dr said “which position do you use?””Doggy style,” said dumb shit.”why don’t you go home and tonight try it missionary position and see ifthat works any better.” said the Dr.”We’ve tryed that” he said, “but my