A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well,” said the vet, “lets have a look at him.” So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes. “Hmm,” says the vet, “I’m
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Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the other, “Wow, did you see how fast that thing was moving?” The other replies, “Yeah. You’d move fast too if you had three assholes and they were all on fire!”
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. Ithought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided notto look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.I took my 200
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that’s going around?Second Cow: Yeah, makes you glad you’re a penguin, doesn’t it?
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The first cow said “Moo.”And the second cow said “That’s funny, I was just about to say that.”
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lands. Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen bunches of bananas, 6 tons of hay, and 2000 pounds of assorted fruits. Madam, please don’t stand near the elephant’s backside…. Madam, PLEASE don’t stand near
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes up and the elephant is dead. “Damn”, says the ant, “one nightof passion and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave!”