A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. “What’s your name?” she asks the first. To her surprise, the dog answers “My name’s Huey and I’m having a great day going in and out of puddles.” She goes up to the second dog and
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A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one camel available, and it had one little problem, the guy told him. Periodically, this camel would stop and refuse to move until somebody beat it off. The man is
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help.
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, “Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof…woof.”The clerk examined the paper and told the dog, “There areonly nine words here. You could send another ‘woof’ for thesame price.”The dog replied “What, and ruin the punchline?!”
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a fox. The girl squirrel dashed up a tree, but the boy squirrel stayed on the ground. “That’s strange,” said the fox. “Usually squirrels are afraid of me and run to the nearest
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books — the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species.In surprise he asked the ape, “Why are you reading both those books”?”Well,” said the orang-utang, “I just wanted to know if I was my brother’skeeper or my keeper’s brother.”
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had just closed his eyes when a horse came to the fence and beganto boast about his past. “Yes sir, I’m a fine horse. I’ve run in 25 racesand won over ?5 million.