It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Category: Animal World
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A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down and says “Say ahhhhhhhhhhh!”The man looks at the vet and says “The dog can’t speak”.The vet says to the man “I was talking to YOU. The dog,s dead!!!Sent by Peter
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don’t have any bread[After a few minutes]Duck: You got any bread?Barman: Look, we don’t have any bread[In a little while]Duck: You got any bread?Barman: We don’t have any F*****g bread![Some time later]Duck: Got any bread?Barman: If
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim there, decides to investigate.”Whatcha doin?” he asked. Mongo replies, “My goldfish died and I’m burying him.””That’s an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain’t it?” asked the neighbor. Mongo shot back, “That’s because he’s inside your
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know what to feed them. She went to the cow, talking with her mouth real wide, she said, “COW, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?” The Cow said, “I feed my babies milk.” She went on to
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down and eats the mouse. After a little while the mouse works his way out the eagles butt. Proceeding to look around the mouse says: “Tail gunner to pilot…Tail gunner to