A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm…
Category: Animal World
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A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He’s letting them hang around for oldtimes’ sake. The minute the new bull is put into the pasture,he starts servicing the cows. At about the fourth cow, one ofthe old bulls starts to
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire. and…How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you think the problem is?” one man asked his companion. “I dunno,” came the reply, “Maybe we aren’t throwing the dog up high enough.”
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to drive this thing?’Sent by Claire
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor. “This one’s $5,000 and the other is$10,000.” the clerk said. “Wow! What does the $5,000 one do?” “This parrot can sing every aria Mozart ever wrote.” “And the
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on apile of cow shit and dives down toward her.”Pardon me” he asks, turning on his best charm,”…but is this stool taken?”