How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by one.

How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Remove elephant.3. Insert giraffe.4. Close door.How do you know there are *two* elephants in your fridge?The door won’t close.How do you know there are *three*

What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash

How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.

What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look! A herd of plums in the distance” (Jane is colorblind)

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look, a herd of elephants in the distance”What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglassesin the distance?Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in

A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.At about