The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The British submited a dry historical account “The Elephant and the British Empire.”The French submited a text “The Sensuality of the Elephant — a Personal Account.”The Germans submited 47 Volumes entitled “An Elementary Introduction to the Foundation
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How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you amuffin (with raisins). Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close,drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it. The white elephant willbe happy, and eat
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook ElephantThe English book – Elephants I have shot on SafariThe Welsh book – The Elephant and its influence on Welsh language and culture or: Oes ysgol
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?Lots of room!
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him “lunch”.
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.