A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said “I wish you could talk.”

A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only knowhow to say one thing.” “What do they say?” the priest inquired. “They say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have somefun?” “That’s obscene!” the

Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is apoodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a great Dane.The poodle turns to the schnauzer and asks “why are you here?”The schnauzer responds, “I’m 17 years old. I don’t see or hear very well.I’ve

A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there until it’shis turn to be waited on.A man, who was already in the butcher shop, finished his purchaseand noticed the dog. The butcher leaned over the

A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into amud hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit to go and get thefarmer to help pull him out to safety. The rabbit runs to the farm butthe farmer can’t

A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, “What the hell is that all about?”The farmer says, “We had a fire in the chicken coop and all his feathers got singed off, so the wife

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