A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot; itwouldn’t be as much work as say a dog, and it would be funto hear it speak. She went to a pet shop and immediatelyspotted a large
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This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: “What happened to you?”He says: “I was in Africa on safari and I got raped by an elephant!”Doctor: “But I don’t understand. Elephant penises are very narrow andcouldn’t cause that much damage!”He says “Aah but
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed aharmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.He asked the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to bewareof?””Yep, that’s him,”
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking dog,” hesaid. “And you can have him for five dollars.” The neighbour said, “Who doyou think you’re kidding with this talking dog stuff? There ain’t no suchanimal.”Suddenly the dog looked up with tears in his eyes.
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll be licking your face.
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society matron asked the zookeeper.”The principal difference is the North American species has a longer prick.”This, as you might assume, distressed the matron who stormed immediately to the zoo manager’s office. The zoo manager said, “Ma’am, I
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down the necessary money. The booth operator at first refused to let him have a turn, considering that his inebriated state would endanger the public. But the drunk insisted and was given